Welcome to Spooky Scary Seconhands!
The internet's most trusted source for suspiciously affordable, sort of possessed haunted objects!
Looking for affordable cursed objects, possessed dolls, or slightly malevolent artifacts of dubious origin? You’re in the right place! We offer deep discounts on unique relics that previous owners were very eager to part with. We do not provide refunds, returns or exorcisms.
Featured Items
Adorable Whispering Doll
Occasionally mumurs in an unknown language at night. Might move slightly if you aren't looking. Comes with an apology note from previous owner.
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Old Violin (Plays Itself)
A rare, self-playing instrument! May produce eerie, discordant melodies at 3 AM. No refunds if it plays a requiem for you.
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Unmarked Skeleton Key
Opens a lock. We don't know which one. May hear knocking after purchase.
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Antique Porcelain Mask
Beautifully handcrafted. There have been unconfirmed reports of giggling. Use of the mask is strongly discouraged.
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Leather-Bound Journal (Writes Back)
Handsome vintage diary! Entries occasionally appear in unfamiliar handwriting. Some entries describe events before they happen. Ink may bleed when questioned.
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Frequently Asked Questions
- Q: Are these items safe?
A: Well, define "safe". Customer survival is usually guarunteed, but we legally cannot promise anything more.
- What do I do if the object starts causing problems?
A: Call an exorcist, or don't. It's probably fine. - Q: Can I return a haunted item?
A: All sales are final. If an item insists on being returned, please consult a local priest, medium, or your nearest salt supplier.